I went to the dining hall today and some random old lady that works there saw me putting bananas in my bag and was like “Sir, you aren’t allowed to do that, you can only take two to put in your bag”
And I’m like, in my head, “Srs? I JUST saw four other people do the same thing, fuck the chick who was just here took a whole bushel of apples in her purse”
But then I ask if I can just put them in my to-go box instead and she got all huffy and said, “Yes, but there is no way you can fit that many bananas in your box.” And OMFG I swear this woman was turning into Dolores Umbridge by the second.
So you know what Dolores? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I got 16 fucking bananas in my tiny to-go box. How do you like me now?